my cat runs trying to find 10 ways to help those whose classes were cancelled due to a friday bomb threat
her list:
1. do return to your class for your valuables 2. run, do not walk to the nearest exit 3. do panic 4. do not leave in an orderly fashion 5. do not check your email for further info 6. do touch suspicious looking packages 7. do not help others 8. do not cooperate with the authorities 9. do ask the bomb squad questions 10. do stop and feed the animals (eg: the cat!)
okay my cat means well she just doesn't understand all the fuss she has nine lives and wonders don't you?
this prompt came out of a blog I read that periodically posts about "running dogs of the week" since I'm not a dog person, I always rolled my eyes and wondered why didn't they ever have cats featured
then that day as I set up the posts there it was running cats of the week
aha! I thought and then realized it didn't quite have the same ring to it and the image of running cats seemed ludicrous as if a cat ever does anything it doesn't want to do
unlike a dog give it a bone and a smile and it'll follow you anywhere
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(Okay, so it isn't really a poem)
by Deb
my cat runs
trying to find 10 ways
to help those
whose classes were
cancelled due
to a friday
bomb threat
her list:
1. do return to your class for your valuables
2. run, do not walk to the nearest exit
3. do panic
4. do not leave in an orderly fashion
5. do not check your email for further info
6. do touch suspicious looking packages
7. do not help others
8. do not cooperate with the authorities
9. do ask the bomb squad questions
10. do stop and feed the animals (eg: the cat!)
okay
my cat means well
she just doesn't understand
all the fuss
she has nine lives
and wonders
don't you?
oh, it's a poem! what fun
thank you for the smiles!
it's running cats
it's raining cats
it's pouring cats
is that anything like herding cats?
this prompt came out of a blog I read
that periodically posts about "running dogs of the week"
since I'm not a dog person, I always rolled my eyes
and wondered
why didn't they ever have cats featured
then that day
as I set up the posts
there it was
running cats of the week
aha! I thought
and then realized
it didn't quite have the same ring to it
and the image of running cats
seemed ludicrous
as if a cat ever does anything
it doesn't want to do
unlike a dog
give it a bone
and a smile
and it'll follow you anywhere
how like a cat person I am
to say such things
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